Fics like karma comes and eats me whole

Nick and Jess and twenty screaming middle schoolers go to DC. “What do you want me to do? Put up a sign? ‘Chaperone’s wanted. Must like historical walks and screaming children. Registered sex offenders need not apply.’ Because I gotta tell ya, Jess, I don’t think that’ll get you a lot of offers. Legitimate ones, anyway.”

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