Fics like breaking and entering is a crime, you know (but i'd forgive you of anything)

“Why do you keep breaking into my house?” Ichigo complained, in lieu of a proper response. It was best to not feed Kisuke’s ego. “I was sexiled from my own home,” Kisuke sighed. “And Tessai-san and the kids are out in town, shopping.” Ichigo’s eye twitched as he processed the word “sexiled” falling from Kisuke’s lips. There was just something unfathomably wrong about him using modern slang. Like listening to your fifty year-old aunt insist that she was “hip with the kids”. “Neither Yoruichi and Kuukaku even live there,” Kisuke lamented, oblivious to his internal struggle. “They just started stripping while I was eating my tamagoyaki. I would have stayed to finish it, but Kuukaku threatened to set my lab on fire until I left.”

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