Fics like baby be mine (forever)

“I, uh. I think Soobinie might be pregnant.” Yoongi blinks back at him, and despite the fact that Namjoon’s known Yoongi for somewhere nearing half a century at this point, he can’t decipher what the hell his best friend is thinking. He’s about to open his mouth to ask one of those clarifying questions that Jin hyung swears is crucial to the health of their marriage, when Yoongi seems to read his mind and answer it for him. “And you’re here looking for my son, why?” “I’m here because my son is dating your son, hyung,” Namjoon says, throwing Yoongi an unimpressed look. He watches the dots connect in Yoongi’s mind, in plain sight. Until, finally: “My son is not having sex with your son.” Namjoon swallows. He pulls the pregnancy test from his pocket and somehow this situation has grown to such fucked up proportions that he’s the one who feels guilty raising it in the air. “I may have evidence to believe the contrary.”

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