Fics like you gimme the electric twist (and it kicks and it kicks like a pony)

(“I get it, I guess,” she tells the camera later, because she won’t be sheepish, whiny, nagging Pam. She’s cooler than that. Right? “Guys are just pigs,” she shrugs, going for passivity—it’s totally fine that her fiancé's found more excuses to stay upstairs today than he had in the previous two months combined. “Plus, I mean…” She shrugs again—the documentary guys haven’t been here too long, but they should be able to pick up on her body language, given the day’s intruder. “You mean what?” one of them asks after a beat. “I mean, I have eyes.” They keep rolling. They’re gonna make her say it out loud. Assholes. Pam plays it blunt, arms crossed over her chest, totally objective: “Katy’s hot.”)

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