Fics like suck eggs, my dude

"You 'kay?" Luz asks. "We don't - if you're not feeling it, we can just go hang out in the park or something instead." "No," Hunter replies quickly - quick enough that for a second she's worried he's saying it just to make her feel better, but his eyes settle back onto the statue with a burning intensity, and his hand tightens around the egg. "But the pleasure's all yours." "If you insist," Luz preens, and winds her arm up - (And for a second she’s not ditching a grocery store egg at a statue that’s seen better days, she’s back in the Boiling Isles, feeling a fire glyph light up underneath her fingers, flinging shimmering fistfuls of flame into Belos’s stupid face - ) The egg smashes into the statue’s cheek with a satisfying splat. - Luz and Hunter are struggling. The solution? To go egg that statue of Belos that's been freaking everyone out ever since they arrived in Gravesfield.

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