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But! After extensive research and much 'urging' from Alfred about how it's 'unhealthy' not to have any 'friends'. Bruce has allowed himself to open up a little bit. Just a little. "Yeah and then Harvey became Two Face and betrayed me, which is kind of ironic because then Harleen- my friend from college -got brainwashed and manipulated into being The Joker's right hand woman, and then Jonathan- another college friend, we were in a club actually -became Scarecrow and that's around the time I decided I was glad that I dropped out and decided that college wasn't for me." Bruce shared earnestly. He really thinks he's winning at this friendship thing, Bruce thinks smugly to himself. He's going to get an A+ in friendship: a totally normal thing to want and a possible thing to achieve. Barry looks at him with a face he can't quite decipher before opening his mouth slowly, and then is immediately interrupted by Kid Flash speeding up to them with Robin on his back. The Flash slumps in relief for some reason. ------------- Just a baby prequal for Curiosity killed the cat, conspiracy killed the cape

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