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It takes only about seven and a half pegs for Klavier to gather the courage to click on a link promising ‘hot lawyer-on-lawyer action’, featuring Justice and yours truly. Klavier is fully prepared for the sex, one quite possibly detailing his apparently decidedly above average dick, no mention of body hair, and a distinct lack of preparation of, ahem, areas. What he’s not prepared for is for him to roll his eyes and slur at the screen, “Mein Gott, I could write it much better than this utter scheiße.” He wakes up the next afternoon with a raging hangover and some 1000+ words, describing foreplay.

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