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“Oh– my God.” Peter’s head whips to the side to see Tony standing there, one hand on the doorframe and the other covering his eyes. He gets no time to process any of it, because Harley, in his never-ending tendency to panic and overreact, pushes Peter off his lap and onto the floor. “Ow,” Peter says, turning his head to stare at Harley accusingly. “What the fuck is wrong with you?” “Sorry,” Harley hisses, cheeks flaming. “Sorry, I just– Oh my fucking God, kill me.” “You guys were– were canoodling, oh my God.” “Mr. Stark,” Peter groans, reaching up to cover his own eyes and praying for the ground to swallow him up. “Please don’t call it that. We were just–” “Canoodling! In my own home! I leave you two fucks here alone for five minutes and you’re instantly starting with the grinding and the kissing and the sex stuff!” or Peter and Harley let things get steamy. Tony walks in.

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