Fics like Sit On My Knee, And Fall In Love With Me

"...right now, Hardison was willing to let Eliot to develop a taste for hobbit/dwarf interspecies bondage porn just so long as he retained his affinity for sucking Hardison's cock. Preferably for, like, ever." A night in Hardison's apartment. There's a bit of schmoop, and something almost approaching a story if you squint, but it's mainly porn. And a bit of snarking. But mainly porn.

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