Fics like If Napping A Kid From Its Kidnappers Isn’t Legal It Should Be [And I’m Keeping It]

Clint has been an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. for years. He’s used to weird shit happening to him during missions. Being held at gun point? Doesn’t even register as odd. Being held at gun point — sort of — by a tiny scrap of a kid who is trembling from head to toe and still aiming a taser that looks like it’s got five packs worth of batteries taped on its back with scary determination at him? Now that definitely registers as odd. [He can almost hear Natasha’s exasperated Don’t you dare adopt a fucking kid mid-mission, I don’t care if it knows how to aim, Barton no in the back of his head.]

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