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Bond raises an eyebrow. “What is it? And why is it asking you to “get wet”?” “It’s an audio pornography app,” snaps Q, with as much dignity as he can muster (so, none at all). “Eve recommended it earlier." --- Bond finds out about a raunchy app on Q's phone. He aims to teach Q the value of a more personalised experience.

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