Fics like we go together like pepsi and milk

“Pilk,” Himeko enunciated slowly. “Pepsi and milk mixed together in a cup that looks like my toilet at four in the morning. She’s been drinking that for days.” “But I don’t understand,” Mei argued. “Kiana drinks worse things! Why is this one so—?” “She’s been drinking pilk,” Himeko butted in. “Only pilk. We were hoping you’d get her to stop before she died and she exploded pilk innards all over the place like an exploding whale.” Mei opened her mouth to respond. She closed it. She settled with, “Oh dear.” — Or, Mei can't figure out the root of her girlfriend's newest fascination.

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