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In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter. Wait. Why is this tagged "Metanarrative Humiliation"? ... Shit.

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