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Blaidd couldn't help but stare with morbid fascination. The Tarnished bolted out the stony entrance of the First Steps and barreled towards a Tree Sentinel with nothing but a loincloth and a club. Needless to say, the poor lad was immediately flattened into a shower of blood and grace. Minutes later, the same stubborn Tarnished scurried out the cave with club raised, ready to give it another go.

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