Fics like I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die

“I can’t wait to enter my crone phase.” “I’m sorry,” Nile said. “Your what?” “My crone phase.” Andy grinned from where she was sprawled on the couch, her feet in Joe’s lap. “Everyone wants to be young and hot these days, but the real power is in age. When you’re old enough that no one expects you to be pretty or charming or nurturing anymore, and you get to just be a crusty old hag who doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks.” Joe looked up from his drawing. “But Andy, you already – “ The couch cushion hit him in the face before he could finish. He shielded his head with the sketchbook in anticipation of further attacks. “I just meant you don’t care what people think!” “He’s got a point,” said Nile. “Yeah, you’ll get grey hair and wrinkles, but you’re kind of already there otherwise.” It is, of course, more complicated than that.

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