Fics like 3:24 am, still no starbucks.

Parenthood was never part of the op. Neither was surviving. But somehow Clint and Natasha are still here—bleary-eyed, battle-worn, raising a baby in the middle of post-SHIELD fallout while trying not to flinch every time the past knocks too hard. The Tower is crowded. The world is watching. The baby won’t sleep. And at 3:24am, there’s still no Starbucks. A story about recovery, reintegration, and what happens when the family you never thought you'd have starts to feel real. Sequel to 7 months late and no Starbucks, where Clint Barton found out he was going to be a dad about five minutes before becoming one. Now he and Natasha are raising a baby in the Tower, pretending they're fine, and avoiding every conversation that might actually help. Includes: – Covert parenting – Avenger-level emotional repression – Soft dads, sharp knives – One baby with opinions and zero chill – A rotating cast of emotionally constipated POVs – Absolutely no sleep – And one Starbucks order so cursed it should be studied There’s no manual. Just two former assassins trying to survive love, nappies, and 3:24am

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