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When Pat Butcher answers an ad for a spacious room in a modest house (£200pm, bills included?!), he’s not sure exactly what to expect. And then he arrives and the house is actually a mansion and the owner - the elusive and mysterious Captain - is more than a bit strange. He keeps odd hours, he talks to himself, he’s always a bit sickly, he never really eats much, and he’s always wearing that old uniform. It makes no difference to Pat though; everyone's got their stuff and a house is a house after all. Maybe one day he’ll look back at this fondly as the beginning of an unlikely friendship. This is a comedy, I promise (except for when it's not).

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