Fics like Please Die, I Think

“Technoblade, let me kill you!” “No?” “I will. Wilbur thinks he’s going to do it, but really I am.” “That’s nice Tommy.” “You don’t believe me?” Tommy glared as Wilbur snickered. “Honestly?” He glanced up the table. “My money’s on Phil. That or old age.” Phil cocked his head and smiled, eyes turning to slits. Wilbur could almost pass for human since his dark hair hid his facial feathers, and Tommy looked disconcertingly cherubic with his grey downy wings, but the Crowfather was altogether Other. Tommy grabbed for Techno’s hand, and Techno stepped around to his other side, taking the hand that wasn’t fitted with a razor taped to the palm. Wilbur laughed again. That’s when the sirens went off. //Villain family Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy decide that Normal College Student Technoblade is both a part of the family and a really good target for murder attempts. The worst any of them have to worry about is the odd knife or disinterested victim. But there's a Nightmare on its way.

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