Fics like Batman's Dad V Superman's Mom

Alfred Pennyworth and Martha Kent visit the newly built Hall of Justice. They both decide to cook dinner for the team. Conflicts of opinion quickly devolve into all out hatred. “Oh, you were trained in France, were you? Well, la-de-fuckin-da. I was trained in my mother’s kitchen and it has served me just fine let me tell you.” “Is it a good idea for them to be alone together in a room full of knives?” "Probably not."

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