Fics like One Talk is Bad Enough

Given that Ed and Al are orphans and there are technically no legal guardians to look after them, Mustang has reluctantly decided it is his duty to attempt to parent these two alchemical geniuses. And that includes doing something every parent and guardian fears: Giving them a Sex Talk Though, he might not be the only one with that idea.

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