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“Hands were travelling!” hisses Pearl, in a loud, infuriated whisper, her fingers white-knuckled around the lapels of Mumbo’s suit. She’s close enough he can smell the alcohol on her breath, an odd combination of something wine-sweet and something else artificially fruity. There’s an open bottle of prosecco abandoned on the table behind her. “Grian was tasting Scars tonsils!” “I– look, Pearl, I’m sorry, but the rules are clear! That doesn’t count!” (In which there is a running wager on when and how Grian and Scar are finally going to get it on, and Hermitcraft's semi-regular server parties are a particular source of frustration and despair for its participants. Tonsils are tasted, drinks are drunk, Keralis is Keralis, and someone really should have made Etho check that sword at the door...)

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