Fics like Babies actually come from assassin leaders, you silly goose!

"What the fuck is on our bed?” The question slips from your mouth and out into the open for Jason to hear as you come out of your shared bedroom. Now dressed out of your work attire, and having taken a nice, long shower, you’re finally aware of your surroundings. It’s how you noticed there was a small bundle of something (or someone, you weren’t entirely sure) laying on your shared bed. ... At the sound of your voice, he lifts his head up. His tongue peaks out of the corner of his mouth before running across his lips. “That,” he pauses like he’s about to state the most obvious thing in the world, “is a human child—a baby if you so kindly would.” --- Jason Todd: I am nothing like Bruce! Also Jason Todd: Ah, yes. A baby, that might develop into an emotionally constipated adult because your parents are shitty. You, my little friend, are mine now.

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