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Red Robin imitates the calling sound in a high-pitched voice, smiles saccharinely at the villain, and fakes surprise when the phone is "answered". It takes a total of seven seconds for Tim to drop the charade, and with the deadpan-nest of voices says, "he said no. Also, you should look behind you." And Bruce would've felt relief to see Superboy standing behind Ivy, smirk matching Tim's, if the first words out of the young man's mouth hadn't been, "hi honey, I'm home." "Ivy, do me a solid and poison me – better yet, tell Joker my whereabouts. Remind him to bring a crowbar." Or; Tim and Kon are husbands, Bart is their sidechick, and Bruce regrets everything.

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