Fics like it comes for the bees, it comes for the trees

The hunger is constant: the unspeakable, dark craving for the flickering flame of life inside another person, the urge to take and take until the eyes glaze over and there’s nothing left to burn. Ted’s got a few decades’ worth of practice at keeping a tight lid on it by now. Still, some days are harder than others. But annoying people into being the best versions of themselves they can be—well, that’s doing them a favor in the long run, ain’t it? [A What We Do in the Shadows AU. Ted Lasso is the nicest energy vampire you’re ever likely to meet. Promise.]

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