Fics like Merry Christmas, Baby

It's Christmas! A time to devour decadent December dinners, to gratefully grab good-looking gifts, and to be...to be... provisionally pardoned from the punitive plague of the public school system! Ha! (I think we can all agree that I NAILED that.) Yes, the Christmas holiday is truly one of the best- just below summer vacation and just above Halloween, in Morty's opinion. If only it wasn't being squandered on a visit to the Smith family grandparents out in the middle of God Knows Where, at the intersection of Nothing to Do and Nowhere to Go. And what's worse, Rick seems to be counting on MORTY to provide the entertainment. Maybe Morty should suggest that Rick put that big ol' brain to better use than sitting on a couch and pestering him all day. Maybe Rick will listen.

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