Fics like An Oddly Mesmerizing Display

He was given to understand that for most alphas and omegas, an arrangement of scent cards like what was laid out across the room was just as mouth-watering as stepping up to a decadent buffet, except the hungry rumblings were centered more pelvically. To Crowley, though, it was more like walking into a poorly ventilated spice shop or passing the perfume counter in a department store. The strongest physical reaction he was feeling right now was the urge to sneeze. OR Crowley's a sex-indifferent/favorable asexual omega fresh off suppressants and in the market for someone to help him through what promises to be a trial of a heat. His friend gets him tickets to the Spring Fling Heat Date Auction, where he can win a date with an eligible alpha (or omega). Naturally, a certain alpha with a regrettably memorable stage magic show and intriguing scent catches his eye...

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