Fics like Don Ho and the Born Again Virgin

It's tough to find a date when you're an old colonel in a 15 year old body. It's even tougher when some guy in an eyepatch and Hawaiian print tries to stab your date with a piece of wood. Then the cops get involved and it's time for the snark-fest (and fic) to begin.

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