Fics like Taste of an Archon

Childe is too late when he swings open the door to his suite. “Zhongli, I can-” He chokes. Faces both his shame and Zhongli, as they are both left staring at the absurd (and unfortunately… used) dildo Childe had left suctioned to the table in the living room. Not just any dildo, which he could attempt to explain away. Afterall, he’s young with a high sex drive, even Zhongli must understand that. But no, it had to be that fucking ridiculous gag gift of a Rex Lapis replica dragon dick. Curse his subordinates. Their gift had perhaps been too on the nose. He swore, the moment it showed up on his desk with a little bow tied to it, that he would never use it. Never. What is he? Desperate? Some fucking degenerate? (Or, all of the above because a taste of a twelve inch dick and a month long dry spell ruined that quick.) … OR, Zhongli shows Childe what real dragon dicks can do.

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