Fics like A Contract's a Contract, No Matter How Small

Unexpected side effect of Jaskier praising witchers far and wide: children making the logical jump that witchers can handle ALL monsters. Including such subspecies as the under-the-bed variety. And, well, what are you supposed to say to a child who asks you to fight a monster for them? (Note: Chapter 5 is the reason for the M rating. All other chapters are T for language.)

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