Fics like Totallies Not Gay

“We alreadys ates all the hotdogs. And Nathan said that I ams banned from whats buying anymore of the codpieces-” “-you mean dildos. You were buying dildos, Toki.” “Whatever. I’ll have to find somethings else to practice my new trick.” For whatever reason, Toki’s eyes wandered over to Skwisgaar’s crotch, and his eyebrows raised. “Skwisgaar,” he said in a surprisingly cool voice. “Do yous have a boner right now?” Toki sucks Skwisgaar's [guitar riff]. And it's totally not gay.

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