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Sisko sat back in his chair, a vaguely pained expression on his face. “Most of your health paperwork was adjusted already. However, there are certain forms that need to be refiled, by you. Specifically, forms related to health regulation 67.” “The health regulation that has to do with interspecies sexual contact? I- oh god, they’re making me resubmit all my fuck forms?!” “Doctor!”

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