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Shepard’s hands froze at the top of her cargo pants. She narrowed her eyes at him. “I thought you didn't have time for foreplay.” “That was a metaphor!” Garrus shouted, panicked. Shepard flung up both her hands. “A metaphor for what?” “Small talk!” “Who refers to small talk as foreplay?” Shepard demanded, her own voice rising to match his. “What did you think this was?” Garrus waved a frantic finger at her. “No, wait, what did you think this was?” Or: An AU set at the beginning of Mass Effect 2, where Garrus and Shepard have never met and Garrus hasn’t been betrayed. Garrus thinks he’s got a job. Shepard thinks she’s about to get laid.

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