Fics like Birds Carry Diseases

“I only want to talk.” “You’re a middle-aged man who just wants to talk,” he makes air quotes with his fingers to emphasize his words, “to a kid. That’s not weird or creepy at all.” Severus blows out a heavy breath. “Fine. What if I buy you breakfast somewhere? You seem like you could use a meal.” “Are you trying to bribe me?” “Call it a deal. You eat, I speak, you listen. Perhaps you’ll even speak as well and I will listen. Sound fair?” Harry hesitates. “Sounds like a trap to me, but… whatever.” OR In which a homeless Harry Potter reads his Hogwarts acceptance letter while sitting in a sticky booth at a McDonald’s in London.

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