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I’m recording this because as I speak, I am the first human to make it this many lightyears out into the galaxy. Techno says the testimony will be important. A lot of people will listen. A lot of aliens will listen. ...hi. ...kinda scary, knowing you’re listening. But that’s okay. I’m gonna do my best to tell you all about my home. The solar system. Earth. Mars, too. The colonies, Ares I, Ares II, even the first landing on the moon. I’m gonna try and tell you everything. I'm gonna dump every bit of info in my brain into this fuckin' microphone and all you whack alien scientists out there can go bonkers with it. Here goes nothing. My name is Tommy. I'm human. (or, I'm brainrotting over aliens. Tommy is painfully human and definitely not an allegory.)

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