Fics like having a tattoo on your left arm and wearing leather constitutes to being a Death Eater apparently

Wizards have a shortage of common sense and are convinced Big Brother is a practitioner of the Dark Arts, or a "Death Eater" in their words. All because he has a Tattoo, radiates, I-Can-And-Will-Kill-You-If-You-Look-At-Me-The-Wrong-Way energy, and is half-feral on a good day. (Courtesy of serving in Briggs for a year, Thanks, General Armstrong.) If there was one benefit Alphonse missed from that suit of armor, it was being able to hide his expressions from people he didn't like. Because this was -ahem- fucking stupid.

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