Fics like What Tony Stark Can't Buy

Prompt for: Tony Stark This or That 2021-- Only One Bed. “Natasha. No, no, listen. Natasha, you can’t be doing this to me.” Tony kept his voice low and hushed, though he hoped the tension and implicit threat still carried through. “Natasha, I house you. I armor you. I love you. You cannot be doing this to me.” “Tony.” Her voice was grinning. “I can’t help you if you don’t help yourself.” “You-how-“ Tony stared at the wall. “How is this helping me?” He heard muffled laughter on the other end. “Barton, I swear to god, this is the epitome of biting the hand that feeds you.” He turned then in dread, staring at the sign behind him that stated Honeywood Couples Retreat in enormous curling font. Tony, Bucky, and Steve go undercover as a relationship in order to get close to Wilson Fisk. The problem with this is threefold. 1. Bucky and Steve are the only ones dating. 2. Tony is in love with them both. 3. Tony is (despite his genius) too stupid to realize that their flirting is not for the mission.

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