Fics like a fairytale ending

Jon, 29 Looking for a date to a wedding. I'm not kidding. Must pretend to be my girlfriend. Some PDA required (holding hands, etc), but feel free to punch me in the face if you're ever uncomfortable. Or just tell me and I'll stop. **Warnings** -the bride is my ex and the groom is my half brother -I am desperate not to show up alone to my ex's wedding -my dad is a dick and he WILL try to hit on you -I'm terrible in large groups, extrovert with good social skills preferred -this will be a full weekend and it's unclear if I can get a room with two beds this last minute -I will buy you a new dress for the occasion. You actually won't have to pay for anything, though now that I type this it sounds like I'm looking for an escort and I think that's illegal?

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