Fics like is that a snake in your pocket, or did you really show up at my door with a screwdriver

“I think my snake is in your vent,” the man says, with no context or explanation. He shifts his weight again, the smile becoming even broader. Aziraphale, after a pause to think it through, says: “This is either a prank or a come-on, isn’t it.” Snake in his vent. Really. He tries very hard to not look at the man’s absurd trousers. (just a bit of a meet-cute, featuring Bentley as a snake.)

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