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“Y’know, my parents told me not to follow strange men at night,” Kenny added, a tiny bit winded from catching up. Craig rolled his eyes, visibly. “Do you want somewhere to sleep tonight, or not?” “You know I’m not asking you to do that, dude. I appreciate the offer, but I don’t want your pity.” “Good,” Craig interrupted. “Because I never said I pitied you. I’m offering out of the kindness of my heart. So, either accept it, or fuck off, because I’m not in the mood to argue over letting you crash on my floor for a few hours instead of next to a fucking dumpster, in 20 degree weather.”

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