Fics like a numbers game
Bakugou forgets to send out those texts, and when he receives yet another picture, not three days later, of someone holding their disgusting penis in their hand, like it’s an accomplishment or some shit, he sends out a text message to two different numbers typed with shaky, sweaty fingers. >> xxx-xxx-xxx6 , xxx-xxx-xxx4 I don’t know who the fuck you are, and you don’t know me, but it’s possible that one of you assholes gives out my number to random people who, in turn, send me fucking unsolicited dick pics. It’s been over 3 fucking months, so knock it the actual fuck off. And in case it isn’t you, fuck you anyway. Or alternately, Bakugou gets caught up in a huge misunderstanding, Kirishima is beyond apologetic, and their friends watch them fall real hard and laugh about it.
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