Fics like Never Steal From A Burglar

When Thorin is kidnapped while returning from a meeting in Dale, Bilbo is furious since everyone was expecting him to be the one at risk. In fact Dwalin had fourteen different plans to deal with the kidnapping of the Consort-Under-The-Mountain! But not a single one for retrieving the King... Finding himself feeling especially dwavishly possessive about his missing spouse, Bilbo decides it's time to go hunting for his stolen husband… Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights belong to MGM, New Line and Warner Bros. I own nothing except a really overactive imagination...

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