Fics like The Handguide to (un)Planned Parenthood Like You're the Virgin Mary: Mothman Edition

"...what are you?" Ye Xiu demands, shaking DouDou by his shoulders. "fda1̫̖̘̈́͒͢͡͞@-" "Okay. Got it." He abruptly intervenes the moment he hears the beginning of DouDou's name (which he suspects may or may not be an explicit line of archaic ramblings used to open a portal to another dimension), mostly because DouDou's already said it in completion once, and Ye Xiu's growing increasingly concerned that he'll accidentally summon something if he says it for a third time. "I-" He glances at DouDou, and considers abandoning him (he really doesn't want to end up being an underpaid babysitter over what's more or less H.P. Lovecraft's sleep paralysis demon). After all, he saw him shove a pigeon through its stomach, voring it like Kirby- he's pretty damn sure he'll dominant natural selection in the public park of modern day China with or without Ye Xiu's help. i rewrite the QZGS novel w/YX nannying what's probably a failed product of some satanic summoning. said failed product has the foul personality of a prepubescent teenager, and synonymously, a psychopath, and he decided to make it everybody's problem.

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