Fics like All Jokes Aside

"What's your motive for this? For all of this?" Bruce says, gesturing to the chaos. "Why do you do this?" The Joker smiles. He's alluring in the flicker of the fire, with green hair slicked back and skin the color of falling moons. There's something almost sympathetic in that smile. "Because I want this!" He gestures to the ruined people, and the fire, reflected in Bruce's irises. "I want you and me and Gotham, always competing in this addicting way of ours. And the funny thing is, I don't care who wins or loses, as long as we're both playing the same game." His fingers grasp Bruce's throat, in a gesture both playful and menancing. "You and me, Bats. That's all I want." And around them, the world burns. When Wayne Enterprises comes under fire for its lack of inclusivity, Bruce and Lucius organize the Inmate Rehabilitation Program- a rare opportunity for the criminals of Gotham to try their shot at a normal life, with the hardest worker winning the title of Bruce Wayne’s personal assistant. The Joker, in desperate need of entertainment, decides to join the program in order to steal the Wayne Fortune. Things do not go as planned.

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