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“Hey!” He calls, jogging through the shallows. “Hey, are you alright?” There’s no response, and Shang Qinghua is starting to think he might be in deeper shit than he had initially thought. Vaguely lamenting his stress free day off, Shang Qinghua draws close, as another wave breaks over the person in the water with enough force to roll them—him—over. Shang Qinghua’s jog slows to a standstill. “You have got to be kidding me.” A merman washes up on shore, injured and near death. Shang Qinghua does the right thing; he turns around and marches himself home, pretending he saw nothing, because he doesn’t need this right now. Yeah, right.

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