Fics like How Not To Keep Secrets

Occam’s razor is the problem-solving principle that suggests that the simplest explanation is usually the best one. Suzan Yang had used this idea when putting together the pieces of the mystery of Peter Parker and arrived at the obvious conclusion. He must be a male escort. When Betty Brandt told the acadec team this theory, at first, they laughed. Stopped for a moment of consideration and collectively looked out the window. Peter was running down Midtown’s stairs to an Audi R8, with his top few shirt buttons undone and designer sunglasses across his face. They watched a large guy in a suit step out the car and attempt to tame Parker’s curly mop before pushing him in the backseats. A moment of silence lasted as the car drove away before the entire academic decathlon team dragged in a breath and realised, “huh. This explains everything.” OR Peter Parker never tells anyone about Spiderman. Or his internship. Or his photography job. Or faking being an escort. Obviously according to Parker luck everything goes tits up.

You may also like

1. Have Patience, A Quick Wit, And A Gentle Heart by ironfamjam (The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), more)
2. Hot Chocolate by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so (Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, more)
3. Five Months by totalsimp4you (Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, more)
4. Undeniable Proof That Peter B. Parker Is An Angel by Ace_Of_Spades7 (Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
5. the one with the field trip by bleesknees (Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), more)
6. Peter Parker v. The Ao3 Author's Curse by EvieNyx (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, more)
7. The Bracelet Conspiracy by gelation (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies))
8. Dumpster Diving for Treasure by Clovrtree (Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types)
9. With a Child's Heart by Scarlet_Ribbons (Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), more)
10. Someone Tell Me Why It Hurts To Remember by MyLiteraryItinerary (Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
11. Cloak and Dagger by Velnetta (Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), more)
12. Enough To Make My System Blow by AmericanDentalAssociation (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
13. you're still young (that's not your fault) by hopeless_hope (Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, more)
14. Neon Liar (Hiding in Plain Sight) by isaDanCurtisproduction (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies))
15. In A Matter of Minutes by Aurealis (Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, more)
16. When Billionaires Fall Out of The Sky by LuluNeverSleeps (Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, more)
17. Never Be Mine But I'll Always Be Yours by 13SapphireStars13 (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), more)
18. You Know What They Say by patrochilles_trash (Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), more)
19. In For A Penny by gender_bender08 (Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), more)
20. 4 Years Too Late by Spidey_addict (Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, more)