Fics like Jesus Fucking Christ

Harry's been around much longer than a normal human. Unfortunately, that means making connections that sometimes you just can't break, no matter how hard you try. When one of Harry's old connections contacts him in need of help, Harry's forced to go to their aid. Sadly, when he gets there, he has to deal with a lot more than he signed up for. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight, they belong to their rightful owners. Ahloura, because I know you're likely to see this summary, I'm telling you this is an absolute shitshow that I will burn at a later date.

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