Fics like Power-Outages, Porcelain Figures, and Other Ways That Night Went Wrong

“Honestly? I think it’s the haircut that’s throwing me off, that’s all.” Once again Jake put a hand to his head, self-conscious. “What exactly is wrong with my hair?” he demanded. “No, no! Nothing’s wrong with it,” Maggie said quickly. “It’s just, you know, it’s so short.” What, did it not frame his face well? He’d had short hair all his life, no one had ever said anything about it before. “You think I should grow it out or something?” “No, it’s your hair. I mean, I guess this way it’d be harder to grab in a fight.” “That’s never really been an issue for me,” Jake said, confused. She laughed. “No, I guess that’s true.” — When art expert Jacob Stone meets art expert Maggie Collins for dinner, she’s confident that she knows who she’s talking to. Jake, however, isn’t so sure. But then again—between the monkey, the mirror, and the pair of furious Norwegian thieves on their trail, a case of mistaken identity is shaping up to be the least of his problems.

Fics like Power-Outages, Porcelain Figures, and Other Ways That Night Went Wrong

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