Fics like saltwater in the afternoon

“So, like, how much did this entire getup run you?” Tommy asked, glancing up to the guy’s face again. “This looks like big movie budget level makeup or something. It couldn’t have been cheap.” The guy clenched his jaw. “It’s not a fucking costume,” he grit out between his teeth. “Look, I’m not an idiot, pal,” Tommy scoffed. “It’s a little weirdchamp that your only hobbies seem to be dressing up like a mermaid to swim around at night, and trying to convince random teenagers you meet that you’re a real fucking mermaid.” or, Wilbur's first time meeting a human doesn't go as expected

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