Fics like paradise (is close at hand)

"We're tourists!" "...Tourists?" "Tourists." Chel rolls with it. It's better than being hauled back as a sacrifice. The warriors pursuing her also agree with this sentiment. Mostly because they have the strangest sensation anyone who disagrees with these 'tourists' will be turned into pillars of salt. Or: A Devil escapes Hell. An archangel descends from Heaven to put him back. Their eternal battle hits a snag, but even powerless they are determined to make El Dorado itself their battleground. Chel is unimpressed, but stuck with these idiots until she comes up with a better escape plan. The ex-horse god responsible for this mess wishes those same idiots just let him drown. Shenanigans ensue. Or: yet another AU of an AU, with even more heresy than usual.

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