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Consciousness comes back to him abruptly with the subtlety of a sledge hammer. It comes with a pounding head ache, dry mouth, and the realization that he most definitely isn’t at Barney’s or at the hangar. In fact he’s pretty sure that wherever he is, he’s in a basement. Not a bunker, or a cell, or the hundreds of other places he’s woken up in and will probably continue to while in this line of business, but someone’s basement. It’s just plain insulting.
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